What a gift I got, a bunch of classy cabinet knobs!
First I snapped the screws and got them upside down.
Then drilled some holes in to a-half-a-horse-collar with old log drill.
Evened it out from the ends and added some brackets for the wall.
Moved a piece of iron from the end to the middle to get some leverage from the wall.
And it's ready to go! A tentacle.. or maybe something from a ship wreck.. those things tend to look a like...? :)